Network Diagnostics
Packet Loss Rate
99.97%
Average Latency
∞ ms
Bandwidth
2.4 kb/s
Protocol Status
DEPRECATED
Infrastructure Status
DNS Resolution
INTERMITTENT
Firewall Status
BLOCKING SELF
Routing Tables
CIRCULAR
Load Balancer
UNBALANCED
Hardware Integrity
Cable Integrity
DUCT TAPE
Cooling System
DESK FAN
Power Supply
UNSTABLE
Redundancy
NONE
Maintenance Records
Last Maintenance
NEVER
System Reboot
IN PROGRESS
Next Scheduled
UNDEFINED
Warranty Status
EXPIRED
[ Mission Parameters ]
Welcome to Faulty Network Technologies
This network infrastructure was designed for maximum instability testing.
We guarantee at least one routing loop per connection attempt.
Our systems are held together with determination and duct tape.
WARNING: Network may spontaneously combust.